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Atheistian

An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow

Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.
Atheist dude: I'm a big fan of Bill Maher. Anyone else here watch his show?

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.

Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.

Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.
by Patbenatar January 23, 2010
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atheofascism

Atheofascism – a term associated with a radical and intolerant strand of atheism that seeks to eliminate religion immediately without trace.
Recent authors associated with this belief include Sam Harris (Letter to a Christian Nation) , Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion), and Christopher Hitchens (God is Not Great). Its adherents usually tend to categorize all religious people into one group that is characterized by the most radical and intolerant sects of religion. They also make convincing claims that religion does not have a corner on the market with morality. As a result, in an effort to formulate fascist-like rhetoric, they completely dismiss any value religion may have.
The current rise in atheofascism has done little to stem the tide of terrorism or actually do any good at all.
by wayne reed September 21, 2007
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Athabasca

place. Placid rill-forming community on the edge of the Athabasca river in nothern Alberta. Chosen as a settlement site by the Hudson Bay Company in 1987 because of the ease with which sandstone boulders could be wrestled from the banks to anchor white-fish nets.

Home of the Weasel Scars lacrosse team, three-time NLL champs, and headquarters of the Canadian Portage Company.

Windshield-repair shops and piles of loose gravel crowd the edges of Klein Street, a dinosaur tomb attracts tourism dollars, and french lessons are available from the nubile lasses in the winter months.

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The canoe feels a bit unsteady. Hop out and see if a side-paddle fell off.

I think that was just the rill as we went through Athabasca.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2012
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Be an Athlete Son!

What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.
Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.

Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!
by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008
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atheist

One who won't go to the trouble to investigate that which is easily understandable when thoroughly researched and tested.
John: "Why are you an atheist?"
Justin: "I tried praying for a million dollars but never got it!"
John: "That's not the way it works - Read the scriptures and learn."
Justin: Awww... I don't have time for that crap! Besides, I'm reading 'The Da Vinci Code'!
by Harkup December 26, 2006
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Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
by krafty89 January 23, 2011
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Athean

An atheist who also has beliefs that are completely foreign to another person - like an alien
You're an athean if you think that everything came from nothing
by jaycount May 10, 2015
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