Harkup's definitions

atheist

One who won't go to the trouble to investigate that which is easily understandable when thoroughly researched and tested.

John: "Why are you an atheist?"
Justin: "I tried praying for a million dollars but never got it!"
John: "That's not the way it works - Read the scriptures and learn."
Justin: Awww... I don't have time for that crap! Besides, I'm reading 'The Da Vinci Code'!

by Harkup December 26, 2006