Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

Your Mom

Gay

Your mom is gay

by TAKIS LACED WITH CRACK May 17, 2021

Your Mom

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.

2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".

(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.

(Mathew)- ...Your Mom

by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021

your mom

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.

idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.

by bizzenboom April 28, 2014

up yours

A word used when you are angry at somebody to mean up your tuches

Hey gedalya up yours sucker

by Lakewood rebel August 6, 2019

your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022