Window Licker

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.

by Bumpy Grey December 14, 2008

Window shopping

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.

Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?

by Retard mcfagbag December 20, 2006

Windows XP

See wordMac/word, then replace "mac" with "Windows XP" and "Apple" with "Microsoft".

Dude, wtf would you want to use Windows XP?

by RabidSquirrel March 25, 2003

Window Lick

It's like window shopping, except you're broke and you can only window like.

We went to the mall, broke as hell, and window licked every store.

by I_AM_bigglesworth February 14, 2011

Windows Blackcomb

The succesor to Windows XP, it is not yet known what the final name of "Blackcomb" will be called.

Windows "Blackcomb" should be released in 2005

by nw909 August 22, 2003

Windows 7

a 64 bit operating system created by microsoft that feels just as buggy and insecure as windows vista and xp. Despite having little to no backwards compatibility other than XP mode, it is bought up by pc gamers and mac haters who are only concerned with using their computer for games and business.

It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so

Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.

by KTJDDD August 11, 2010

shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 03, 2010