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will it float

Recurring segment on Letterman
David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004
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Will Green

The nicest, quietest, and most organized student in the Seattle Academy E block Geometry class.
"Dude my notes are so neat."
"Yeah man, they're so Will Green"
by <3WillGreen<3 November 5, 2011
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will'd

Will'd: The victim of high level of trickery, involves being lied to,cheated on, or stolen from, any form of dishonesty and lack of self honor. Essentially its the modern day definition of being "jew'd"
ricardo: Yo I wasn't home man, I had to work

jarred: Well I had called from my cellphone, and you had

picked up and hung up when u realized it was me

jarred: ...

ricardo:... wut? (phone hangs up)

jarred:fuck, i just got will'd
by mazerrackham November 3, 2007
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Will Barber Starkey

A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.
Hey will, you're a cockbag.

Will Barber Starkey runs away crying
by Angry Popeye May 28, 2011
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will not

A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying
by backwash99 March 24, 2011
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Will chen

That one white asian kid who gets voice cracks every second. He is known for having toe fetishes on boys in his grade and a strong yearn to pull out the dick on the school janitor
Will Chen whipped me hard last night
Can I get some head from Will Chen please?
by Anonymous1470 December 23, 2018
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Will & Grace

A brave attempt by NBC to push back TV boundaries by making a comedy series with no jokes in it.

The set-up is this: Will is a homosexual gay male that fancies men. He moves in with Grace, who is straight and therefore finds men attractive, like her gay flatmate Will, who is a homosexual. Homosexual Will, who is a gay queer with a prediliction for males, is gay. Like most gays, Will is not attracted to women. Rather, he is attracted to men.

Will, who is gay, has a friend named Jack, who is also gay. The two of them are not lovers, even though Will likes the cock, because he's gay. Jack, the other gay, is flamboyantly homosexual, unlike his friend Will, who is very reserved and deadpan. And gay.

Each episode revolves around the characters commenting on how gay Will (and to a lesser extent, because it's so obvious) Jack are. That's it. Oh, Grace might have a subplot that Will can resolve with his powers of queerosity. And Jack's wretched fag hag might turn up, but only so they can both make a point of staring at men's arses, because Jack's gay and she's not, BUT THEY BOTH FUCK MEN.

It's won awards. Seriously.

In summary: Gay.
The ultimate episode of Will & Grace would be a half hour of a fat guy singing Cher songs.
by eswqeestrted February 13, 2006
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