Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

Dick waffle

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019

Waffle Runoff

Extremely large vaginal lips, giving the appearance of batter, running down the sides of an over-filled waffle iron.

Her vaginal lips are so big, they look like waffle runoff!

by Brad Tenderfoot April 19, 2018

Waffle Boy

Indecisive Asshole

Nicky your such a waffle boy!

by Hzvdhishdjs August 12, 2016

large waffle

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.

Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."

by Lord Amaroth April 21, 2018

Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014