Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

mistake whale

A person that makes a big mistake or a bunch of recurring little mistakes that add up to a big huge whale of a mistake.

My biology partner is a mistake whale, he always fucks up when we have a lab.

by bonher123 February 27, 2011

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

fiddling while Rome burns

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

by duskins July 17, 2006

Fail whale

A twits nightmare.

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"

by Sully:) May 16, 2009

whalen

When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.

I was famished after a hard day's work, but luckily, my friend served up a whalen and I was satisfied... hell yeah, I was satisfied...

by Buford X September 29, 2006