Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

ball waffles

Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos

"are those ball waffles between your legs?"

by searen March 30, 2017

Epic Waffles

A plate stacked With Waffles smothered in syrup with a giant swirl of whipped cream on top, Thus forming what is known as Epic Waffles

Friend 1: so what are you having for breakfast?
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!

by Shotgun_Shawn_6 May 23, 2010

Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016

groovy waffles

(adjective) A recently (2010) evolved term that is derived from the 1960s-era slang-term "groovy" and the delicious breakfast food "waffles." It is a distant relative of the phrase "cool beans," loosely connected only in that they join together a slang term meaning "good" with a food item.

It has multiple possible uses, though the most common is in the situation that something is both offbeat and awesome, hence deserving an adjective that is equally offbeat and awesome.

Question: Hey did you see that girl dancing around with the flaming hula-hoop?

Response: Yeah, that was totally groovy waffles.

by RD323 September 15, 2010

Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

Dick waffle

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019