Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Norm

The term used to describe cocaine in Australia.
It is derived from the term, 'Norm Sniff Medal' which is a play on words from the Australian rules football medal, the 'Norm Smith Medal' which is given to key players at the end of the football season.

Jack: "i'm gonna' get real turnt tonight prick"

Rhys: "Yeh lets try and get a gram of uncle norm and attempt to take out the norm sniff medal"

Jacob: "You'll never take my medal"

by lovesniff February 14, 2017

Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

by Transferbaddie May 31, 2022

uncle harry

The best uncle to shit talk with and or too as a man with the skills to add meaning to the real situations a young man may encounter

Uncle Harry ; ya prick get up its whiskey pete. Wtf its only four oclock , i need a ride !

by wiskeypete October 21, 2015

uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

by Gfy February 1, 2017

Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

by Shrewby July 22, 2020