Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

by Transferbaddie June 01, 2022

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 06, 2019

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

by Winser the Penguin August 18, 2017

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 09, 2020

Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

by LatinaBoo2002 March 06, 2019