The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.
I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.
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Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
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Man: Yo sis keep well away from that turd tugger.
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