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fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
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Pp fart

When a guy spells like bbq sauce
Damn this pp fart is really tender and juicy
by Vondervaur December 4, 2020
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Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
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Fart Hammock

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
by Memelyn January 9, 2021
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Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!
Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!
by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021
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Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021
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Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
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