Cowboy Like Me

Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.

Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”

by Taylor swiftian April 18, 2023

subdivision cowboy

a guy who adopts a pseudo-country aesthetic and personality while living in a suburban area. can be seen cruising around the subdivision in their unbeaten lifted chevy silverado, listening to morgan wallen with their blonde spray tanned girlfriend in the passenger seat. probably has fluffy well kept hair and works for their dad's contracting company.

He's never felt dirt on his hands in his life, he's just a subdivision cowboy!

by 123890567 July 19, 2025

dangerous cowboy

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.

i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.

by bellzzzz October 27, 2009

cowboy spliff

A handrolled cigarette containing a small amount of cannabis.

Oh shit, only got a pinch of weed left? Roll up a cowboy spliff! Spliff weed

by Pseudoplutohotgluegoo April 23, 2018

Himalayan Cowboy

When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains

Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen

by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022

Corporate Cowboys

Individuals who work for money for the sake of money. Take care of business for business' sake. Renegades within corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association. Wet you up from the neck up. Originated in the US of A. Pioneered in the Wild West. There is no final frontier...

Example

Person 1: License and registration, please.
Person 2: *hands them papers*
Person 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person 2: Just doing your job?
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: You being smart with me?
Person 2: You pulled ME over.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: Okay, I see the registered owner's name and the name on your ID do not match. Care to explain?
Person 2: This... is a company car-
Person 3: Would you like a business card. We're Corporate Cowboys tonight.
Person 1: Oh...Uhhh, no. That won't be necessary. I'm aware of who y'all are... Just doing your job, too, huh?
Person 3: We can't disclose that information.
Person 1: So the owner of this is uhh..?
Person 2: We can't disclose that information.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 2: Well, let's wrap this up-
Person 1: W-would you like my name and badge number? My sergeant doesn't have to hear about this...
Person 2: Easy, Officer... We're on the same side here. Technically, we're all Corporate.
Person 3: Yeah, you are the "loss prevention" to our "collections". We never cross, because we never fuck up.
Person 1: So am I being detained?
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...redacted? Do we take their name and badge?
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: Have a quiet night, Officer. Drive safe.

by el socio October 12, 2018

Butterscotch cowboy

A butterscotch cowboy can be defined as the act of licking a persons shity assehole after a they have had a long ride on a horse after taking a shit with no toilet paper .

It can be used in conversation ie John was on a long ride got cut short and when he got home Wendy gave him a butter scotch cowboy

Butterscotch cowboy is defined as licking butthole

by Happy NZ Cowboy December 23, 2020