Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.

Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Santa

Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap

Are you a Santa

by I love pugs 64 March 31, 2023

Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.

*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 25, 2019

Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia December 01, 2019

Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.

Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES

by CRYING SEAGULL December 06, 2021

SANTA

TheBadgerCat

Thebadgercat = Santa

by MrMagmaYT January 29, 2022

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 04, 2021