An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
by ChettCactus April 24, 2017
Get the The Last Bonermug. Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 19, 2022
Get the Obama's last namemug. Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
Get the Last word hogmug. guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean
by Hey hey hey!!! September 19, 2020
Get the last name drapermug. by Bolt2434 March 26, 2024
Get the Last assmug. by ToniRSol August 24, 2021
Get the Last minute Nellymug. When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
Get the Last margarita of the nightmug.