Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

School Teachers

28 year old people who only care about getting time off and money that they get and go on strikes about. They lose their shit if you dont finish your homework. They single you out in class and say that they act the same to every child. They lie.I cant explain how shit they are.

i do not like school teachers.

by yaaaaa12380234 February 11, 2020

tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

by Click here November 3, 2020

Mario Teaches Typing

Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.

Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!

Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.

by Trump is the best waifu June 16, 2018

teaher

To place your testicles in a female teacher's mouth. This is an abbreviated way of saying teabag a teacher.

Ms. Swanson may not be hot, but I'd teaher.

by est. 1862 March 6, 2009

Techerakh

A very important member of the ev-nova.net community who murdered nuku more than once on IRC.

Tech caught up with Guest for the most posts.

by nuku March 6, 2005

Teather

The brand name of a fruit leather snack made with white tea leaves and whole fruit. The word is a play on its two key aspects: tea and fruit leather. Originated in 2009.

Oh honey, can you satisfy my insatiable desire for something sweet, chewy and that lasts a long time? On second thought, go pick up a pouch of Teather at the store!

by Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman September 4, 2010