Taint Sparkle 

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

Taint Sparkle by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Taint Bubstep 

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

Taint Bubstep by Jova nov February 14, 2012

Taint Waffer 

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

Taint Waffer by aceboxer March 4, 2012

Tainted Status 

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

Tainted Status by original name May 29, 2012

taint monster 

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

taint monster by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

tainted stamp 

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

tainted stamp by AntMan December 14, 2013

taint moss 

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

taint moss by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013