by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020
He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*
by Jose Sten April 19, 2017
by Bobbythebuilder666 April 06, 2017
In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019
Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 05, 2024
A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"
or
"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
or
"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
by R0b0tMaker January 11, 2017