the velvet shower 

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

the velvet shower by The king Friday January 11, 2016

The Valley 

Home of some famous athletes that come back every few decades and rapper Jae Sloan.

You know you're from The Valley when...

The Valley by The home tourist September 18, 2016

the vest 

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.

Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.

the vest by Alex Vixen June 17, 2016

The Valley Between Two Hills 

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

The Valley Between Two Hills by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

the virgin assembly 

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

the virgin assembly by Soiler04 January 13, 2017

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

the vaginal idol by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017

The Vampire 

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

The Vampire by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017