Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

biggest face

The term given to a munter (ugly person) when weight is also factored.

Ben has the biggest face

by Clara-Munt April 27, 2009

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface

From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.

by Nika April 18, 2005

FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

by MC Gooch July 6, 2010