Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017

Taco Bell Hangover

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.

Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.

by Bells of Taco May 5, 2018

Taco Feet

When your dogs feet smell like tortilla chips.

“Damn, Lucy needs a bath she has a raging case of taco feet.”

by KatGrundal November 10, 2018

Taco Daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy, except he just buys you tacos

Brian is my taco daddy

by aarond777 March 11, 2019

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019

Taco el mole

Fucking a girl in her ass pulling it out, smearing your cock on her pussy and follow it up by eating her out.

When we get home I want to eat your pussy with some ethic flair “ Taco el mole”.

by 2 fat guys! June 15, 2019

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020