emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself

I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account

by Miyhgt November 17, 2018

Coolio spagettitio

Coolio spagettitio

A phrase that can be used at any given circumstances
Eg: person 1: 'so we're going out next week then?'

Person 2: 'yes,sure'

Person 1: 'coolio spagettitio'
Made by Grace

by 3ad3itch November 25, 2019

jake sparrow

If you know a Jake Sparrow he most likely looks like that kid from toy story (the one who kills the toys).

Jake Sparrow looks like that kid from toy story lol

by fortfag June 22, 2020

Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Deuce Spade

A blue haired boy from the game twisted wonderland. Hes so fucking sweet snd would practically die for his mother. He had bad preteen years because he was a delinquent, but he’s now trying to be an honors student for his mother!!!

Oh my gods I love Deuce Spade so much!

by imreallyfuckinggay November 4, 2022

Gay Space Communism

Gay Space Communism is a utopian society without gender norms, labour, and inequality. It's a naively optimistic outlook on the future, and all its advocates are aware.

The term originates from the ideology "Fully Automated Luxury Communism" which evolved into "Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism" / "Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism". These versions of the phrase are the key in understanding what Gay Space Communism entails.

Fully Automated - Every production is operated automatically. As a result, there is no need for people to do labour anymore.
Luxury - Since work is obsolete, every citizen lives in comfort.
Gay/Queer - Rejection of heteronormativity. Gender, sexuality, and all such social constructs are abolished.
Space - This form of society is only attainable in the distant future (in a "sci-fi-esque space civilization"; post-automation, post-work, and post-scarcity).
Communism - Products are provided to every citizen based on their need.

We must not settle for anything less than Gay Space Communism!

by MrKacsa October 19, 2023