Scatch

A sub-standard beach game involving two small round velcro pads strapped flat against the palm of the hand and a fluffy tennis ball. It took the British beach holiday by storm in the nineties until it's flaws came to light. These being that the pads were useless if they came into contact with sand and the ball likewise with water. There were many children left dissapointed with Scatch, I was one of them.

Look at those two kids over there, their Scatch isn't working either!

by Jim Birtwisle March 14, 2008

Smatch

1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

See also 38th parallel

Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

Scatch

v. To scratch another's desired body part in a soft, caressing manner, without using one's fingernails.

"Scatch me Alex! It feels so grand when I am this shacked"
"Not right now Lizzy"
"ALEX DO IT!"
"oh...okay"

by JIZZY! January 10, 2012

satch

to satch, ie: to complain or bitch

also can be inserted for any word

hey quit satching me!

satch!

why are you always satching me

by Hunter Ellis June 1, 2005

skatch

a lot of; many of; great in quantity;

I'z got a skatch of Benjamins n` be lookin` for a hook up - yo!

by pchicken March 15, 2007

Satch

See Satchmo

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.

by Bent Himself June 15, 2003

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019