dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

slapsoil

Slapsoil is used to address people who are stupid, but sometimes it is also used for annoying people but in a formal and non-offensive way.

You’re such a slapsoil, don’t waste your money on that chick, just buy her Kangkong than roses.

by bugay March 10, 2020

sapsford

Sapsford is a secretion that is left after the occurrence of intercourse of the three legged snazelpuss spotted frog, generally located in Essex.

Green in colour, toxic to the touch also numbered to be the 4th worst smell in the world and has the texture of mushy pees. However when released by the gay snazelpuss frog it is stated to have a rather pleasant odour of sap from a tree, hence the origin of its name, Sapsford.

by Lavanta tamsin July 24, 2006

smash pros

The self-declared pros of the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. They're usually assholes and are annoying.

Tom: Nobody likes your smash pros bitchin' Jake. I like to have items on and have fun unlike you, so go fuck yourself if you know how.

by @@ awesomantor @@ November 25, 2007

Smash-mouth

To shove into your face with speed and force. Often referring to non-typical drug use.

"Bout to smash-mouth a whole ounce" Is a verse in a nelly song referring to shoving an ounce of cocaine in ones mouth at one time.

by man with his hand in the can March 22, 2010

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

smash it up

a song by the damned of their machine gun etiquete album
its in two parts tbe opeing being a soft semi acustic the second part being a driving song about rebleion
also coverd by the offspring on batman returns

smash it up is a kick arse song

by Omen April 30, 2006