safety bust

when a guy busts nut inside a girl during sex but its safe to do so because she is on birth control

You: Did you bang your girlfriend yet?
Friend: Yea dog for sure... she on birth control too!
You: Awesome, so you safety busted in her right?
Friend: Hells yea i did!

by calaburrito July 2, 2009

safeholic

A person who cares about being safe. Washing hands, always wearing a seatbelt, driving under the speed limit, going EVERYWHERE with there kids even if there too old.

Guy:Man, that lady is holding hands while they cross the street with a 15 year-old

Other guy: Hahaha, jeez, she must be a serious safeholic

by ADMontgomery February 11, 2010

Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.

wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing

by Moose59 July 16, 2010

safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

Samferent

Something that is the same, but different.

Jose: ... i miss the fact that last semester was easier I think, at TAMU-T University.

Jordan: My classes this semester are basically Samferent.

Jose :yea... Cause that makes sense...

by MrEsoteric8 February 21, 2011

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011