slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

Sally Slap

When One Person Licks Or Spits On Their Own Hand And Proceeds To Slap Someone With That Hand. (Sally Is An Abbrevation For Saliva)

Taylor: Why Did You Lick Your Hand And Hit Me Hit Me

Dallas:........ Get Sally Slapped Bitch!

by DJ Elphy Elf March 17, 2010

pussy slap

When a girl hits another girl in the vagina

I just pussy slapped your bitch 😂

by Val_ven April 11, 2017

Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.

"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.

by ?Ninja May 15, 2005

National slap your siblings day

December 18th its National slap your siblings day whether you have one sibling or 5 and your parents can get mad about it!

Mom:WHY DID YOU SLAP *insert siblings name*

Child: It's December 18th, National slap your siblings day

Mom: What-

by Gachafro December 6, 2021