Jack and Slap

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006

fat slap

The sound caused by fat slapping against eachother when two fat people have sexual intercourse.

There was some serious fat slapping going on in the bunk next to me at fat camp.

by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006

jap-slap

An open handed slap to the face. Reasons: stupidity, retribution or to rebuke a whiner. A callous and contemptous blow in order to restore sanity in their own little world.

I jap-slapped Ted for complaining about sprinkles on his donuts. Then I jap-slapped Jessica for being so stupid as to agree with Ted.

by Bodean March 16, 2004

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

cum slap

Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.

I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.

by wiggz September 20, 2006

danza slap

When, after oral sex, a man pulls his penis out of the woman's face, and proceeds to smack it across the woman's cheeks. Used mostly as a finishing move. Not to be confused with turkeyslapping, which is just a smack in the face with a penis, not necessarily to a woman who is giving oral sex, or even someone who wants to be near the penis.

That girl actually asked me to danza slap her, but I told her that I don't do that to my sister.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008