His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu
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1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
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A kick-ass T.V. show starring, John Ritter, Katey Segal, Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson and Martin Spanjers.
Sit-Com based on two teenage girls growing up and obiding by the "8 Simple Rules"!
On the later series' John Ritter was replaced by David Spade and James Garner after his tragic death.
The show still continued with great success.
Sit-Com based on two teenage girls growing up and obiding by the "8 Simple Rules"!
On the later series' John Ritter was replaced by David Spade and James Garner after his tragic death.
The show still continued with great success.
Bridget(sings): who's the girl with the shiny hair? Bridget, Bridget, who's the girl with the shiny hair, Bridget Hennessy!
Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, do this till your hair smells nice, lather rinse repeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!
8 Simple Rules is a great show!
Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, do this till your hair smells nice, lather rinse repeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!
8 Simple Rules is a great show!
by Amy September 10, 2008
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Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
by w0nders November 14, 2019
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Being a Simren can't be faked.
by justanothereternalgirl February 8, 2012
Get the Simren mug.the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
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"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003
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