Sex

Fun for the whole family

Dad: wanna have sex?
Rest of the family: sure

by Weebfucker69 April 17, 2021

Sex

What I do with your mom

Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 18, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

sex

something i will never have.

me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.

by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex

What you will never have

You want sex, but will never have it

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 7, 2022

SEX

what me and your mom did

Ex: me and your had sex last night

Stuffin the peach

by Mamafucker739 July 19, 2022