GRUNDLE SMACKING

When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.

Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking

by DeTwan February 10, 2017

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

toe sucking club

when you give the good suck in a group

bob: yo dawg lemme suck
dog: k :0
bob: its for my toe sucking club

by resses puffs in my bowl May 31, 2017

soul sucking person

A type of person who take the fun out of the room

You're such a soul sucking person

by BogansBeauty July 18, 2017

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Corn Sucking

The act of sucking on corn while in the middle of a gay orgy

We should do Corn Sucking tonight

by MommyWiggles August 25, 2017

Sap Sucking

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.

"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017