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Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD
Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea
Spunk gobbler by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026
When you spank and poo comes out
Oh no, you did a spankypoo!
spankypoo by sdfsafafasdf March 23, 2026

SpunkGurt 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a sock and savoring the outcome similar to indulging in a GoGurt.
Damn did you see that guys SpunkGurt I’d like to try that
SpunkGurt by Psychwardvibes September 13, 2025

SpunkGurt 

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption
I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.
SpunkGurt by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.
Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

Spunk Locker

A cute pet name for your spouse/partner.
“The spunk locker an I are gonna be heading to her parents place for the holidays
Spunk Locker by therabbitsurfer December 19, 2025