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The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
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Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.

Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
by thekpopnoob November 16, 2019
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Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.
by braindead November 19, 2019
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a word used to describe a cute girl but seems like the complete opposite of hot. she might like bees or kittens or something weird, but she really doesn't care. usually she's a bit quiet and really shy because the other girls think she's weird.

or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
jayden is such a soft boy, he really got allysa thinking she's found the one .
by softies April 2, 2019
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soft boi era

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA
by ShawnXmarina April 9, 2019
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Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.
by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019
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Lucas Lallemant

He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.

He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.

He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
Random Mec: "Putain! That boy looks fucking soft"

Eliott: "I know right? He is the man of my dreams"
by raccoonsarecoolasfuck March 5, 2019
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