Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious

I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....

by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Smash Piece

Used to describe a girl that is used for sex and would otherwise be regarded as useless.

She's a total smash piece.

by DGKidsLoveMe December 2, 2010

Small feet

If a girl has small feet her pussy is tight and she is loyal

I need a girl with small feet

by Mlpzaq March 3, 2019

Smashing Pumpkins

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while

by Tim_Dayton November 20, 2004

Smash n Grab

A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd

by J/P August 1, 2005

Gaijin Smash

The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

I know its a red light, but I'm going to cross the road anyway, gaijin smash style.

I'm going to gaijin smash that red light.

by Rephaim May 2, 2007