goofy slide

it is a weird slide across the whole classroom in a weird angle

that slide was so goofy

yea he was in a weird angle and sliding across the whole class
so they named it GOOFY SLIDE

by @Vikt0r_20 March 30, 2023

Croc Slide

the large trail of shit left on the bottom of the bowl after you flush.

hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!

barry: thats awesome....

this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.

by poobrains September 22, 2010

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

slide ai

A type of AI used often on 4chan, especially /pol/ to make someone who is unfamiliar with token manipulation think a real, yet shitty person is endless digesting and inappropriately bashing your opinion or statement in order to draw ire or to draw the surrounding audience's opinions strategically for a client's interests.

Person"I think generic candidate A is preferable to generic candidate B."

Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."

Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."

Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)

Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"

Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&

by pimpmastahanhduece October 8, 2020

the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.

Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?

by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019

Slater Slide

A couple of beers. Specifically those used to mellow oneself out after a tough day on the job. After Steven Slater the stressed-out airline attendant who grabbed a couple of beers as he deployed the emergency slide and walked away from his work area, a commercial JetBlue airplane that had landed but not yet reached the terminal.

After a horrible day on the job I stopped off on my way home for a shot of Jack and chased it down with a Slater Slide.

by maximo hudson August 12, 2010

Phoneputer Slide

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.

Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.

by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024