shirt

A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.

Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!

by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020

booby line shirt

a yellow barbie shirt with pink lines over the dolls breasts

Emilie: Look at my barbies new shirt!
Rylee: That"s a booby line shirt!

by r and e December 21, 2020

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Masturbating

The Borat video is a complete fabrication. I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment.

by rozenge October 21, 2020

tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020