ruler test

A test used in 19th middle and upper class Black communities to decide of a black American was sufficiently white enough to warrant inclusion. The idea is that your hair should be as straight as a ruler. Today the practice is not rightly condemned as "colorism" but is not altogether abandoned. See also brown paper bag test

"Don't go swimming or you won't be able to pass the ruler test when you meet your date's parent's tonight."

by Bill Peters August 19, 2006

Rule 9003

Any one who states that Clint Eastwood's westerns are stupid is a salad tossing faggot and shall be rounded up and shot for their ignorance.

Dumb Bitch:Dude High Plains Drifter was stupid.

Chris:Dude rule 9003, you better shut up.

Dumb Bitch: Well its true all he did was fuck some women, shoot some men, blow shit up, and then burn some shit down.

Chris:Fag. I'll get the fifty cal.

by USMCtopgun November 15, 2009

Ja Rule

Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.

Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.

by Blair January 14, 2005

Rule 1

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

by Xcelion July 4, 2015

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

Rule 34

If it exsists, there is porn of it.
If there isn't porn of it yet, there will be.

Rule 34 states that because there isn't porn of Gerard way or Gerard Way anime yet, some will be made at some point.

by daniegoesrawr July 19, 2011

5-minute Rule

The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.

Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."

Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."

Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."

by Hey, Debra! July 8, 2010