Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

Richard

The most annoying person you'll ever meet. They joke about farts and obsessively talk about The Simpsons 24/7 (They force people to watch it) . They are a teacher's pet and will go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. He always tries to re-use roasts while making a stupid face than says "that's what you are" than makes a hella annoying "OHHHH"noise at his own crappy roast. Nobody thinks he is attractive and he has no friends other than those quiet kids in the corner. He acts like a dad in his 50s

Boy #1: Hey who is that kid over there. He looks like he is 4

Boy #2: Oh that's just Richard..

Boy #1: Haha, what a dork

Boy #2: Ikr

by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021

Richard

Richard is a popular name used in the U.S. Richard's are usually on the shorter side and have been known for their inconsistent tendencies e.g (plans, timing, etc.) Richard's usually fall in love at first sight and are very clingy. They usually end up getting very tired in their mid 20's to make it even worse for plans in the long run. You'll probably find one at your local bar.

Line 1:Wow Richard always makes plans and never shows...

Line 2: That guy's such a Richard

by McChicken24 September 5, 2019

marcus richards

Is an Asshole that beats a miget named Victor HE IS A DICK

Marcus Richards is a dick

by Mdjdc nut bldg April 20, 2018

Richard

Sometimes called dick people named Richard are usually abnormally fat

He's bigger then Richard

by Richard'sfat October 5, 2023

Jack Quaid as Richard Feynman

Jack's Richard Feynman in Oppenheimer; 'The Hunger Games' alum, taking on the big scientific roles. Think he shaved for this role? Still handsome hot.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's the tall, handsome physicist in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Jack Quaid as Richard Feynman! 'The Hunger Games' to Nobel physics. top tier.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017