Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias January 6, 2014

relieve me

Another way of asking for Head

Baby relieve me

by Horse2121 January 18, 2017

religion

natural human reaction to a hostile and mysterious universe.

In the early days man used religion to try and explain weather and other phenomena which were out of the reach of human understanding at that time.

by MtzPwner November 9, 2017

religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit

religion helps me not kill myself

by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018

Religion

Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.

"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"

by 100101011101010101010101 July 31, 2018

Religion

A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations

Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?

Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.

by Kleptotoid September 18, 2018

Religiously Homophobic

When you are religiously homophobic, it's not that you don't like gay people but you just don't think that being gay is right.

Man 1: Why don't you like gay people, are you homophobic?
Man 2: I'm not homophobic, I'm religiously homophobic because I am a Christian.
Man 1: Isn't that just silently judging people?
Man 2: Yes.

by BumHair May 12, 2022