patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

Puterbaugh

When an individual is emphatic about Feta cheese and considers themselves an expert.

Yeah I had no Idea Ben was such a Puterbaugh- He started freaking out at the restaurant.

Yea Andrew constantly has Feta on hand... what a Puterbaugh

by lilBspoon June 6, 2011

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017

Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.

Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.

by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019

Pottergram

Pottergram - someone who turns up at your party and bores the fuck out of everyone

i can't sleep let's order a pottergram

by velmalovescock May 24, 2020

Pottersexual

Pottersexual- a word used to describe someone who is in love with the men, and sometimes women, of the Potter family. Most commonly James Fleamont and Harry James

Guys I have to tell u something
What is it?
Well im Pottersexual

Aren't we all?

by RajTheAstronaut December 30, 2020

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005