policy

An excuse to do what you want to do, regardless how senseless it is.

All you have to do is get a committee to approve it.

by Downstrike September 28, 2004

My Policeman

A queer 50s love story staring the perfect Harry Styles. We have seen a few behind the scenes photos come out and let me tell you now, Harry looks fine af.

"did you see the new pics of Harry on the My Policeman set"

"Yeah omg he's so cute"

by kevin louis' pigion May 11, 2021

politeeshirt

A shirt which supports a member of politics

Politics
Teeshirt
Politeeshirt

Man 1: Man I hate those overly political people...
Man 2: Tell me about it
*Man walks by with a politeeshirt that says 'Liberal for USA'*
Man: 1 *shudders*

by Peter Cardakaris February 23, 2008

Polite Fight

The stand off between two people at a bar, as each of them insist that the other is next to be served. Who ever gives in loses the polite fight and waits patiently to be served.

Sorry I took so long at the bar, I ended up having a polite fight with some guy about who was next to be served.

by PeaGreenBean August 24, 2010

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

Clean Slate Policy

When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.

Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.

by Cubis_Max September 12, 2009

The Good Naybur Policy

1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game

Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.

by BeeAyyEmmEff November 15, 2009