Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

harry parkinson

Absolute nonse of a man. Lock up your sons and daughters this kids gonna touch your kiddies

Harry Parkinson nonses kids

by Police detectives November 6, 2018

Party Parkinson’s

Experiencing uncontrollable shakes after a weekend of using drugs and alcohol.

Chance took adderral and drank too much, he got party Parkinson’s, he can’t even eat a sandwich without it falling out of his hands.

by Mobbob May 27, 2019

Cleonie Parkinson

Massive druggy often hangs around Bolton getting pissed on the streets Down for a scrap at anytime

Oh yea that girl Cleonie Parkinson

is a slag

by Jesslose November 25, 2019

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020