pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

gamer's piss

The point where a person/gamer forgets to urinate due to excessive gaming. Resulting in a really time in the bathroom. And a very yellow, concentrated urine.

Dude I totally experienced gamer's piss when I was playing COD 4 MW2!

by Mistah 360 January 30, 2010

phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.

After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.

Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".

by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014