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Orgasmalepsy

Noun. The female version of ejaculepsy, where a male individual falls asleep right after ejaculating.
I think my girl has orgasmalepsy, right after we hit it, that bitch is out!
by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016
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orgasmimo

When participating in intercourse, and the female began to have an orgasm and the other stops causing pleasure.
Chad: Dude how'd your date go?!
Chris: it ended with sex. I have her 2 orgasmimos
Chad: Sick!
by fawnwood June 22, 2017
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Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.
Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.
by KayG February 27, 2018
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Orgasmeister

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.
Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021
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orgasmic thunderfuck

when you tase a woman’s vagina until she has an orgasm
Phyllis was moaning so loud you would’ve thought i gave her the good ol’ orgasmic thunderfuck
by happyfecalmatter February 23, 2022
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Orgasmic Pi

The aha! feeling math geeks experience at the sight or sound of a little juicy or sexy theorem, or math factoid, on the number π—a minor form of mathematical bliss that could last for days in some instances.
Just as Roland Barthes, French writer and critic, associates a good or pleasurable read with a dizzying orgasm, pure mathematicians or number theorists secretly dream or long for an orgasmic pi chance encounter, especially when they’re at their most vulnerable state of mind.
by Fasters August 28, 2022
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cryptolexiconis orgasmia

n. the condition of, or pertaining to; getting off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology. Related: n. acrylogia.
If you enjoy using "brusquely" in a sentence , you may suffer from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.
by Anhedonis October 15, 2016
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