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sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.
Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.
by lo fo sho November 8, 2010
mugGet the sleep trainmug.

train fucker

A train fucker(a) is a mofo who messes shit up because it's fun for him sometimes. Usually funny if taken in a more cynical sense. Also an insult.
by cc7 September 17, 2013
mugGet the train fuckermug.

Pube-Train

the line of hair on a mans abdomen leading to his goods....

- young smart torontonian came up with this at the young age of 18.
Hot damn, his pube-train is growing out of control, razor that badboy asap.
by Ubz. December 13, 2010
mugGet the Pube-Trainmug.

Russian Train

Two men that are attracted to each other engage in anal and vaginal sex with a woman that they aren't necessarily turned on by. Both men aim to satisfy the woman with plentiful orgasms, but they don't climax themselves. They satisfy her, and turn to having sex with each other to reach climax.
John and Tony had a Russian Train with Mary. They fucked her silly, but they waited to cum until after they were done with her when they butt fucked each other.
by Scotty33 September 30, 2012
mugGet the Russian Trainmug.

waiting for a train

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train
by monobollocks November 27, 2016
mugGet the waiting for a trainmug.

train horning

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.
" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"
by Ass gasket November 2, 2015
mugGet the train horningmug.

noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 60
by rjmaster225 January 10, 2009
mugGet the noob trainmug.

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