When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025

by Mr. Hilarious January 21, 2009

a term of endearment typically used to describe a person or personsof non-caucasian descent who have atypically large shoulders and a penchant for cottage cheese.
by thomas12345 December 25, 2008

Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one
by Granola thug August 2, 2022

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.
by anonymous March 23, 2021

the dupiest dupe of the femtosecond when popbob came from heaven and revealed BUTTON FOUND AT -726 95 51. The traoxlian jvm couldn't handle the 1.7.10 hygot IllegalArgumentException crash when the Exception Connecting:ReadTimeoutException : null so it packet translated to the glitchy 2nfg anti blacklist §c§lERROR barrier hypixel:null method and the serialization cache hit null crash antiglitch. The mega method was abused by glitchers of the future like cyborg mason or shawntel
by quantumglitcha June 25, 2025

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 6, 2023
