Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family

Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off

by juul queen May 1, 2018

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

gogo-nutting

having intense homosexual intercourse while inside a tree-house, while the observations of squirrels are at hand.

Last night, around eleven o'clock, Maxwell took Jason up into the tree-house and started gogo-nutting.

by trevor and ethan May 23, 2006