The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
Get the I didn’t come here for a hair cutmug. by anonymous July 19, 2024
Get the It feels like a furnace in heremug. When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
by krappykrieger October 18, 2010
Get the drop your tail here's your mailmug. A small town in the USA bordered by qrrbrbirlbel, founded by Lyco Jsxbot in 1836.
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)
"Hey bro, you coming to my party this weekend?"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"
by David Twerkbuttz June 29, 2022
Get the Here Townmug. A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.
Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!
by Big_hawkbro1212 December 6, 2024
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by dolan dolan May 18, 2019
Get the Boi dolan heremug. The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.
by KEATOR November 27, 2012
Get the Ducks in heremug.