Moose Massage

When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.

Hey Evan, come to my tent.

Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?

Get down on the fucking ground bitch!

Whaa..

Time for your moose massage bitch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!

NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!

Ok your a Boy Scout now.

by Joe Kee May 12, 2007

Boston Massacre

Overly publicized snowball fight in colonial America where a kid made fun of the Brits.

Did you know in the Boston Massacre only like 4 people were killed?

by Harman P. Kardon December 9, 2008

Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message

Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.

by Bawsss March 6, 2009

Proper Massage

A "proper massage" is one given to a lover, seductee, friend with benefits, or someone you simply want to see naked, which is the one and only rule for this type of massage; the person receiving the massage MUST be naked.

Baby, you so fine, I want to give you a proper massage.

Dude, your girl is all wound up, how long has it been since her last proper massage?

by Mr. Moein July 27, 2009

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006

GameFAQs Message Boards

Where I've been modded more times than I can count.... still a fun place to be though. Also a place where some boards are overrun with trolls that can't spell.

User 1: Hey, I have a question. If you put really hot butter in a chick's clit, will it burn her?

User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?

User 3: Yes.

User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch

User 1: Thanks!

User 2: Dumbass....

Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*

User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*

by Seefu Sefirosu August 16, 2005

Messaha Square

A sqaure located on Egypt, Cairo, Dokki. Fulla embassies and schools.

Yo, I'ma hit da Messaha Square.

by Swingsta December 15, 2003