mega crunk

to be or in relation to awesome.

Morgan and I have a MEGA CRUNK time a Niger Park.
I wish my hair was as MEGA CRUNK as Morgan's.
That Mark Whalberg is MEGA CRUNK, but he's no Dane.

by the dance commander January 7, 2008

mega-beezy

The only word more beezy-r than beezinator.

Dude, Jesse is a Mega-beezy!
You're right, he's freaking awesome!

by Leah Satterfield January 12, 2008

megabrando

when paper cell phones won't carry letters from the notes of your love.
and even if they could, you'd forget to respond.
when your front door is like the damn tomb of jesus and won't open until the third day,
of the week,
and then you friction a hot cinnamon.

"we were going to go watch megabrando, but my life was being douche."

by HOT CINNAMON June 2, 2008

Mega Stack

The single huge smoke stack that people put on their diesel pick up truck in order to compensate for their incredibly small penis.

"Look at the mega stack on that truck. That dumbass must have like a two inch dick!"

by speak da truf April 13, 2009

megabars

derived from pittsburghese slang word bars. when someone pwns or burns another's face, someone shouts " facebars!"

however, many people don't like the slang bars therefore ironically mock its use by using bars-bars, or megabars

person1: Your face is ugly
person2: oooh, bars!
person3: dude, youre still using bars???
person4: oooh, bars-bars! That's megabars!

by slanglastsforever March 15, 2009

Mega Chaps

When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.

"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"

by ElouiseD.X December 9, 2008

mega bong

a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.

dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night

by archiiee December 26, 2008