bamboo dream machine

a really good looking bong or pipe.

I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine

by Flump December 1, 2006

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machine

He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.

I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.

by Krkič May 21, 2019

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Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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strict machine

A device used to stimulate the inner chi

Some people use a strict machine after a hard day at work.

by jmw September 25, 2006

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butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005

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An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.

Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.

by theonetheywonttalkto March 26, 2012

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