mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is

Dayumm look at mya’s mum

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022