Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

Strawberry Milkshake

Semen , Period Blood, Squirt Eaten Off A Spoon.

Reciever: im want a "Strawberry Milkshake."

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

Electric Milkshake

When you and a mate are going for the same chick, but without you knowing she gives your friend a blowjob. You kiss her shortly afterwards, wondering why her mouth tastes unusual.

Yeah Cody and Michael were out last Wednesday night, Cody went missing with a girl in the toilets and then served Michael an Electric Milkshake

by Bennycuz May 25, 2023

Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.

“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”

by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023